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Not very politicaly correct for nowdays but I like it, Andrew Dice Clay Talking about gay people. I don’t see to many faggots in Philly you know. Out in L.A., Manhattan, you got them all over the place. Brooklyn we don’t have any gay people. They’re all dead. All we got is a big sign says welcome to Brooklyn 4th largest city in America with this dead fag hanging of the pole. They’re not from this planet. Let’s face it. I don’t see how any man can look at another man’s ass and wanna bang it. I see a guy with a hairy ass I wanna give it a wash and blow dry that’s the extent. They’re not from this planet, they’re from Faggotron. Come on. And they’re always on parade, they march up and down the street with t-shirts and flags “I want money for AIDS disease” Beautiful I want money for a new fucking car I ain’t marching up and down the street, get a job butt slammer. And they’re to sensitive they don’t know if they wanna be called gays, homosexuals, ferry. I call them cocksuckers. I think it spells it out. They walk with that limp, they’re busted for being on their hands and knees all night. And you got all kinds you have this transvesticals. You ever see them? That’s a nice Sunday surprise. Meet the girl of your dreams, you wine you dine, take her home put a hand up her skirt you’re holding a tree trunk. What’s this? A gift honey? Bisexuals are my favorite. They’re cute aren’t they. They must get up in the morning flip a coin. Head - I want hair pipe, tails - balls across the nose I mean what kind of menu is this. I think the biggest joke… I was watching the show 20/20. You know what the big issue was, that up in San Francisco the cock jockey capital of California they just passed the bill that smoking is not allowed in the street any more. It offends people. You can actually be put in jail for it. But it’s ok if you want to butt slam your buddy while you’re waiting for the bus. Yeah smack him in the face with your dick five, six times that doesn’t offend anybody, right? Just don’t get caught smoking a cigarette while you’re doing it. You can smoke the baloney pony but not a wind stint. And then you know what cracks me up altogether when AIDS finally breaks out all over the country like milldoo you got 20 million fagots running around and they’re going “Where can this come from? How can I get hits” How can you get this? It’s very simple let me explain this. If you’re walking around with shit on your dick every day you’re bound to pick something up. You know what I am saying? This ain’t a 24 hours virus, it ain’t a migraine headache. Maybe this is God’s way of saying “ Hey fellas… wake up and smell the toast”. I think the best part of being gay is when you’re done you can turn over and talk about football. I don’t know I could never be gay I think it’s wrong, goes against me you know.. I did fuck a hamster once though. You ever do that. I don’t know is that normal> It’s rough because you have to wrap them in electrical tape so they don’t blow up. It’s very complicated. But I’ll tell you one thing you might think that’s sick but at least the hamster was a chick. You know what I am saying? But I am not gonna pick on faggots tonight, that would be wrong. Let’s talk about dykes
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