Richard Pryor; That Nigger Is Still Crazy added on 3/24/2006 5:44:00 PM page 1 of 1
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When I was in the hospital I used to watch all that church shit. You know when you think you're going to die you get real close to God. I started watching all the preaches and I said this guys are full of shit. Because seems all they'd be want is money. Those motherfuckers been selling all kinds of shit. You know can I sell you something you didn't get last week. It was strange to me because I had lot of thought about death and God and religion and shit and It didn't seem the same to me and my religion wasn't that. If God showed up this motherfuckers would be in trouble. You know God would be like "+I said what? How the fuck do you know what I said? -Well It's written here in the book. +I don't write!"
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Richard Pryor; Live On Sunset Strip added on 3/24/2006 5:28:00 PM
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Because there ain't but two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your life. That's your first and your last. And all that shit in between don't count. That's just the extra gravy you see. But you never forget your first and you won't damn sure forget your last. If you live that long you're in big trouble. I'd rather die of cancer than fuck around and remember my last piece of pussy. When was the last time you get some pussy? Yesterday! That's as far as I want to remember it. I don't wanna live that long. There ain't no point to it because you didn't ask to come to this motherfucker and you sure can't choose how to leave. Because you don't know when you're gonna go. So you don't take this shit seriously. You better have some fun and plenty of it. Because when the shit is over and you ask for a recharge It's to late. So all I can say is keep some sunshine on your face.
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